San Geraldo, who has no shame, offered me his IKEA dish towel — the one he's known to regularly wear on his head to ward off flies, the sun, cold air, and unwanted distractions.
"I don't think so," I snorted. "But thanks just the same."
|AN EXAMPLE OF SAN GERALDO'S "LOOK." NOT FOR ME...|
Then a fly slammed right into my ear.
|IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD AS I KNOW IT.|
"Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives. And I decline."